me: mom, what would you do if i had cigarette fingers?

my mom: i'd have to love you

me: but i mean, would you try to smoke them?

my mom: no

me: come on, if you ran out?

my mom: no not even then

me: you wouldn't smoke me?

my mom: NO I WOULDN'T SMOKE YOU!

2004-03-30, 6:27 p.m.
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