things my brother and i do:

~refer to each other as "sister act" and "brother act" and then add a title as if the other were a movie (example: "hey brother act 4: gay priests get married with illegal marriage licenses, what's going on?")

~hug each other as uncomfortably as possible (example: we go in to hug each other and then act as one would act when you don't know if it's appropriate for you to be hugging them or shaking their hand)

~say "since when?" when the other does something bizarre (example: i muss up his hair to say hello and he says "since when?")

~yell and scream at each other making degrading remarks over things that have no real value (example: "why the fuck did you take that toothbrush i had in the cabinet? that was mine. do you just go around taking other people's things? are you just a fucking asshole?")

~ignore entire conversation's worth of words the other person is saying (example: "and so that's why i'm going to kill myself...andrew? are you listening?)

~argue a point to it's death in public so that our friends are uncomfortable (example: see entry about folded shirts)

~call each other whenever our father says something worth laughing about ("hey laura, today dad asked me if i was gay and told me i didn't even have to tell him because he knew i was. just thought i'd tell ya")

~refer to each other as the coolest person we know

2004-03-23, 9:25 p.m.
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