today i told my dad that i had a present for him. i made him close his eyes and put his hands out and i handed him a fresh package of my oral contraceptives.

"what is this?"

"the pill" i said. he started laughing

"what the hell are you giving this to me for?" he asked.

"i thought you might need it"

2003-01-25, 11:04 a.m.
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