materials you'll need: a penis, a selfish mind, some time, numb feelings, and the intent to hurt someone elses

1.drag laura heart icon over to the microwave and nuke for 2 1/2 years or so (meanwhile periodically taking out to touch and smell)

2.then take out of microwave

3.decide it is too much and too intense a quality for you

4.give it one last look and then leave it to rot

5.finally, go on with your life and leave laura heart to be disposed of [don't worry- it will die long before it makes it to the trash].

2002-06-22, 10:36 p.m.
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