SHARON: can i have a cigarette?

ME: yep...oh it's my last one

SHARON: don't worry about it, i don't want to take your last one.

ME: no, i have an emergency...

SHARON: oh if you're having an emergency i definitely don't want to take your last one

ME: no sharon, what i was gonna say was that it's ok because i have an emergency pack of cigarettes in my glove compartment.

SHARON: oh ok. i just didn't want to take it if you were having an emergency.

ME: believe me, if i was having an emergency, i wouldn't let JESUS CHRIST have my last cigarette!

2001-11-05, 6:02 p.m.
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