ME: i think if there were ever valid proof that i am a cigarette addict it would be that i smoked a cigarette while i was in the shower today

ALY AND SHAN: what?!?!?

ME: and it wasn't even like i was just standing in the bathtub smoking, i mean i was literally doing my bathing routine while smoking a cigarette

SHANNON: how did you not get it wet?

ME: i just kept switching hands

ALY: what is wrong with you laura? do you need to be smoking 24 hours a day?

ME: well, no

ALYSON: then why did you do that?

ME: i just wanted to.

2001-10-19, 12:06 a.m.
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