I am the Queen of...
smoking Parliament Menthols
remembering people's names
counting to 30 in multiples of 3
obsessing
eating yogurt
frequenting coffee houses
taking pills
finding new things to cut myself with
not showing up for work
flipping out
being mr. farkas (that crazy 73 yr old man)
visiting shannon at work
getting caffeine withdrawal headaches
writing things down in little books
starting trouble
being obnoxious
vomiting over a certain dumb boy
overusing my atm card
naming things
making up online surveys
masturbation
having crushes on girls
impulsiveness
arguing god's non-existence with believers
getting my fingers eaten by coldwell
meeting cool chicks through diaryland
approaching life with a cynical outlook
getting hit on by spanish bus boys
saying exactly what it is i'm thinking
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