i am the woman who: ~sees a picture of a beautifully organized closet with labeled shoe boxes and wooden hangers and completely redoes her closet that same night ~will stay up late writing household budgets and organizing vacation itineraries even when exhausted and stressed ~can not fall asleep if the coffee table is cluttered, dishes are in the sink or the bathroom sink has some toothpaste in it ~schedules everything in her outlook calendar even things like "call mom" ~reads an article on preventative methods for avoiding rape and from then on walks talk, keeps her hands free, and always looks under and around her car ~writes a thank you note the day after receiving a gift ~smokes cigarettes the way people breathe ~triple reads her emails to check for spelling/grammar errors ~vacuums the throw rug in her bathroom ~fixes her hair at red lights ~rips out the important articles in her magazines, files them in clear plastic sheet covers, and recycles the magazine
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