sometimes i want people who don't even notice me to be jealous of me.

i have talked loudly about my trips out of the country in stores.

i have asked a saleswoman at hallmark if she carried any cards specific to my good friend who just got his juris doctorate.

i have told people my feet were sore so they would look at my new shoes.

i have talked on my cellphone while waiting in line so the other people waiting in line think i'm popular.

2006-06-04, 12:31 a.m.
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