a day in the life

yesterday my friend desiree and i went into the city. i will catalogue the day's events sequentially:

~we made a man with 3 suitcases move all his things on the train so we could sit down

~we took several subways to the metropolitan museum of art

~we bought pretzels and fed half of them to the birds

~we were asked to pay the suggested adult museum admission charge of $15 and we each gave $1

~we were told not to take pictures in the chanel exhibit and we did anyway

~we thought about destroying and/or knocking over some fine art

~we were more interested in shopping in the giftshop than seeing any other part of the museum

~we went to bergdorf goodman's and got asked out for drinks by the frenchman selling us perfume

~we drank complimentary wine and got buzzed on the shoe floor

~we felt too tired to walk so decided to take a horse and buggy ride. when we got in desiree said to the guy "we don't have to pay for this, right?" and he didn't make us, probably because we're so pretty

~he dropped us off at the street fair where we got more drinks and walked around drunk in the afternoon

~we urinated in the bathroom of a laundromat and a place called "fluff"

~we took pictures on an enormous chair and got those for free too (men will do anything if they think you're hot, its kind of sad)

~we went home and spent the train ride trying to count how many men had tried to hit on us.

2005-05-15, 5:56 p.m.
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