effin hate mail

i am so in love with getting hate mail. the fake kind is good of course but i also really love when someone actually hates me about something and writes to tell about it. rich is the best about sending fake hate mail. here is a copy of his latest:

Dear Cass,

It sucks that you're the biggest asshole I know, and crazy to boot. But anyway, I love you and can't help it, even though you've been nothing but a burden. I read that entry you wrote and thanks, i will always be here, trying my best to support you. Still I can't forgive you for that time you killed my pet mouse and blamed it on the cat.

Love Rich

Ps. Hows your boyfriend! (like I give a shit)

2003-11-11, 4:53 p.m.
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