me: (sitting. smoking. being bored.)

two teen girls: hi we're doing a fundraiser

me: oh yeah, for what?

teen girl #one: for our church group

me: oh boy

teen girl #2: to promote abstinence in young people

me: absolutely not. don't hit me up for that shit

teen girls: um

me: i am totally against abstinence and i won't give you any money.

teen girl #one: well you don't have to believe in it you could just...

me: no

teen girl #2: or you could just believe in family values...

me: i don't believe in that either. leave me alone.

2003-08-02, 8:23 p.m.
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