(on the phone)

ME: shannon, are these my legs?

SHAN: what?

ME: my legs! they're all tan and thin. how do you wake up and have tan legs?

SHAN: maybe your parents or your brother came in with a sun lamp and tanned them while you were sleeping.

ME: well i don't think they should do that, do you?

SHAN: (laughter)

ME: no i mean come on, how would you feel if you woke up to me sun lamping your legs?

SHAN: i wouldn't like it but then again, with you, i wouldn't be surprised

ME: well you're gonna have to tell me if these are my legs when you see me later.

2002-12-16, 3:10 a.m.
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