~i received a voicemail from the previous night from "the girls" (shan and aly) saying they would like to see me. after (assumed) frustration set in, they called back- this time inviting me out to a night of bowling, cotton candy eating and a trip to the planetarium. these are 3 of my favorite things to do and they knew this and they were lying.
~alyson rescued a carpenter ant from my hair but killed him in the process.
~shannon, alyson, my brother andrew and i piled into andrew's room to play videos games on 3 chairs and a bed.
~shannon accused me of sounding like an actor on a talk show who was introducing a movie clip. she then turned to me and said "oh really laura? what's this next clip called?" to which i responded "it's called 'fuck you shannon'"
~drank a glass of hardly stirred chocolate milk, prepared for me by my brother.
~played several rounds of "simpsons road rage" on ps2, as did everyone, but especially alyson- who loves to make faces and squeals when she can't turn her car around.
~offered to serve alyson a plate of cheese. (she's vegan)
~made several attempts to grab aly and shan's boobs/ass/thighs. they never let me.
~smoked a cigarette out the window (which is really the sort of thing one does when they aren't permitted to smoke in the house, which is not my case, so i don't exactly understand my inclination to have done so.)
~encouraged the girls to watch "waiting for guffman" my favorite dry comedy movie (and a definite must-see)
~walked the girls downstairs, said goodnight to them and my brother, went into my room and then masturbated until i passed out.
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