disclaimer: i assure you this was only done for shock value and is in no way a reflection of my feelings about world war II or any other pertinent issues.

ME: this looks better on me right?

MY BROTHER ANDREW: (looks at my face) what looks better?

ME: my lipstick

ANDREW: laura, guys don't notice these things. you could have told me that was the same lipstick you were wearing before and i wouldn't know the difference.

ME: (draws a swastika on my forehead) does THIS lipstick look good on me?

ANDREW: OH MY GOD!

2002-02-05, 10:27 p.m.
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