~i'm terrified of squirrels. i used to have a recurring dream that while i was walking to the bus i had to wade through squirrel carcasses. last night i screamed when i accidentally kicked a dirty sponge because i thought it was a squirrel carcass.
~i am planning to spend a year of my life eating everything with my hands.
~whenever i write those sappy "you are my..." entries they are all about my annoying simplistic ex-boyfriend
~i can't stop myself when i want to kiss someone. even if i have a boyfriend/girlfriend. today i made out with the lesbian i've been crushing on.
~i am seriously against people who discriminate against the penny. and what's all this i hear about the government trying to get rid of them as a form of currency? i don't approve of this- it's still money! people's retort when i get defensive about this is usually that it is easier to carry a quarter than a bunch of pennies. what kind of person are you that you can't handle carrying around some pennies? humanity baffles me.
~i am seriously all for slurping. i don't understand why this is wrong. you order a beverage in a restaurant, your drink comes, you drink it through a straw and happen to make a slurping sound when you finish it. don't we always talk about wasting food and drink? this is NOT wasting food or drink. people are insane.
~i don't have a pony.
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