this is what happens when i get delirious:

ME: (coming home from a used cd store at approx. 12am) god guys, i feel like it's 3am and we're driving to idaho and aly's in the back with the map.

ME: (a couple minutes later) oh GOD! why didn't i get that bjork cd?

SHANNON: laura, i think you did.

ME: what??

SHANNON: yeah i think you got the bjork cd and that other one you listened to

ALYSON: yeah, what cd's did you get laura?

ME: i don't even know! where am i? where are we going? the 24 hour 7-11?

ALYSON: the 24 hour CVS

SHANNON: 24 hour 7-11, laura? aren't they all 24 hours?

ME: shut it! what cd's did i buy?

SHANNON: (grabs my bag) let me see...yes laura you got the bjork "debut" cd and this other one, god!

ME: how was I supposed to know???

ALYSON: laura, we were just there.

ME: it's late, i'm driving to idaho, leave me alone.

ALYSON: if we were driving to idaho there would not be any street lights and stores around us.

ME: there would if we just left the HOUSE for idaho!

SHANNON: all right, just drive to the 24 hour CVS, we'll get whatever you gotta get and then we can go to that 24 hour 7-11 so you can get some coffee to wake you up!

ME: i'm writing this whole conversation in my diary.

SHANNON: i'm not scared about that, you won't even remember what was said. you won't even remember who you said it to, and you probably won't even remember that i was hanging out with you.

2001-10-26, 1:18 a.m.
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